Who are you wearing tonight?
“I have always loved the great characters of the theater, tv shows, and movies. And they always say the right things at the right times, so I wanted to go into a line of work where the perfect words were always planned for me ahead of time, so I couldn’t run the risk of screwing up or looking stupid. Which is why I’m Darren Criss, and I’m an acorn— actor! I’m an actor. Can we take it again?”
Heather, Blake, and Vanessa pretending they’re on the camera at an NFL game.
Chris Colfer in the background